Sam's First Few Days

Hi!!
So, team Canada has decided to assimilate into India culture. But apparently it's not working! I have no idea why. I doubt the two blondes on the team have anything to do with it...
First, people stare because of our canadian attire. Then, we each bought sarees and so now we are stared at A) because of how ridiculous we look, and B) because we haven't wrapped them properly at all. The fact that we all glow like the moon doesn't help either!
That was yesterday, today was busier. We played more squash, we went to this huuuuuge temple, we saw snakes, crocs, and chameleons in a zoo-type thing, and we went to the second longest beach in the world (where I got my fortune told by a parrot -watch out mim, I'm destined to be married shortly).
So, we are all exhausted. I have booked myself a massage for tomorrow night.
This place is the most hectic place I have ever been. Also, I don't quite understand how come the men at the beach can wear speedos, but the women have to bundle up in their sarees. Oh well, I suppose I'm not the only one to ask this question. Laura made a statement today and went around in her miniskirt and tank top.
Hope all is well back in Canada!!!
Sam